Four year old in third person...

This morning my daughter decided to play a trick on her mother by hiding under a blanket in the middle of the floor. This is how, in her words, she thought it would play out.

When Mommy come here she a say, 'what this lump here?' and then I a say, I mean the LUMP say , 'I not a lump, I Zoe!'

Of course, she forgot her own script when Mommy came around.