Home alone...

Well, it's my first full day of being mommy and daddy for a while. My wife took a well-deserved vacation to visit her parents and friends "back home" while I took some time off work to watch the little almost-four-year-old monster. We went grocery shopping. Got her a little chocolate pie. Left half of it on her face. Went home. Gave her some pudding. Left half of it in the tub. Made a pie and she had a slice. Left half of it on the floor. I'm surprised we don't have a pack of hyenas trailing us.