I know you've all missed me horribly, but I have a good excuse, honest. You see, I had a baby. Or rather, my wife had a baby. Our second child, Maxwell Elijah, was 8 lbs 11 oz, enormous compared to the rest of us. Fortunately, my wife had a c-section, which from what I've heard is so much easier that real childbirth (*sarcasm*). What a slacker! But really, it's amazing all the crap she had to go through and I'm very proud of her. Especially since she makes such cute babies! Zoe was and is beautiful and Max is adorable! Except he looks like me at the same time. I don't know how that works. Anyway. Hopefully, I'll have some time regularly after this to come back to making entries here. Seeya!