Young minds...

This is a little story my wife told me about a conversation she had with our daughter.

We saw a tree that had been topped, and Zoe said "Do you remember when that tree had leaves and stuff?" and I replied "yes"... she wanted to know what happened, and I explained some reasons they might have cut the top of the tree off. She listened, and then she told me that they probably had a garbage can in the kitchen, and they put the top of the tree in that. I told her that someone probably came and took the branches and stuff away. She thought for a moment, and replied that yes, I was right, a man probably came to take the tree away, and his name was probably Craig Houston! I started laughing, and told her that she was funny... and she got mad and said "Craig Houston is a good guy. You don't say he's funny, and you don't say he stinks! He doesn't smell like yucky, he smells like... good stuff. So you don't say that!"

Later she said that she thought Craig Houston was Grammy. We're raising a freakin' comic genius.